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Thursday, March 19, 2009

HR Humor

"HR Speak":

Profit-Sharing Plan-"Once it's shared between the higher ups, there won't be a profit."

Competitive Salary-"We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."

Self Motivated-"Management won't answer questions."

Source: The Freeman Institute

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